Monday, September 11, 2006

 
JEDI LEVITATION

Sunday we were in the bedroom getting dressed, and my wife, still tired, was lying on her back and extended a hand towards the end of the bed where her clothes were hanging.

Standing at the end of the bed, I tossed her pants to her.

She extended her hand again, so I tossed her shirt to her.

The next thing she knew, I had leaped over the end of the bed and sprawled on top of her.

“Honey,” I yelled, “turn that damned thing off!”

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