Saturday, August 19, 2006
HEADLINES
At this morning's breakfast table my wife was reading the Baltimore Sun and announced, “There's a headline we've been waiting for all our lives: TWO COMPANIES SELECTED TO DEVELOP SPACESHIP.”
Apparently it's Northrupp Grummann and Lockheed Martin (which I thought already were two companies), who are well known for their aerospace ventures, and Space X, which I think is well known for it's line of tupperware.
Reading further, my wife said that it's going to be a partnership-
“A Partner Ship?” I interrupted. “So that's what they're going to do with all the gay people who want to get married. 'You want to get married? Step right in here, sirs. Okay, it's full. Launch!'”
I'm sure actually reading the article myself will reveal quite a different perception, but I try to never let the facts get in the way of a good joke.
At this morning's breakfast table my wife was reading the Baltimore Sun and announced, “There's a headline we've been waiting for all our lives: TWO COMPANIES SELECTED TO DEVELOP SPACESHIP.”
Apparently it's Northrupp Grummann and Lockheed Martin (which I thought already were two companies), who are well known for their aerospace ventures, and Space X, which I think is well known for it's line of tupperware.
Reading further, my wife said that it's going to be a partnership-
“A Partner Ship?” I interrupted. “So that's what they're going to do with all the gay people who want to get married. 'You want to get married? Step right in here, sirs. Okay, it's full. Launch!'”
I'm sure actually reading the article myself will reveal quite a different perception, but I try to never let the facts get in the way of a good joke.
# posted by Renfield @ 8:12 AM 
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